Secret Agent:Norwegian Chalice Part 1/3

Sven was not at all anxious whilst on mission in Hveragerdi....

 In fact, the only major threat that was alcohol poisoning....

 Double 0 Sven:One more Swedish berry juice- iced not heated....

 Bar Maid:You've already used up all the ice, sir.

 Double 0 Sven:Then I'll just take the bill.

 Sven could make out an old acquaintance in the bar mirror.
Double 0 Sven:Doesn't the SMORGES Board give you time off for Christmas?

Mr Forradar:You didn't heed our warning when we mailed you those bullets?

Double 0 Sven: Oh, I just thought that was my secret Santa.

By the way, you weren't that discrete when you tailed me here...

Mr Forradar:I shouldn't have applied after shave this morning....

Anyway, the good news is I'm not here to get rid of you. I've come with a proposition....

Let's discuss it in detail over a game of snooker. You can be red.

Have you ever heard of the....

Norwegian Chalice?

To be Continued...

Secret Agent: Non-refundable Part 1/4

 As Sven was cleared through the security at the Icelandic Secret Service Headquarters, he reflected on how...

 ...he disliked technology.

Was it because he had received a circuit board for his eighth birthday even though he had wished for a box of toy soldiers?

Could it be that the warranty on his Laptop had run out a day before it malfunctioned?

Or was it because he always got slow WiFi whenever he settled down to drink coffee in an expensive cafe, thereby forcing him to buy additional cups?

Anyway, this mission would apparently be focus on technology....great.

 Magnus:Take a look at this Sven. It's quite baffling...

Magnus gingerly opened the door to reveal...

Double 0 Sven:Oh for me? You forgot to shout "Surprise!"  You shouldn't have!
Magnus:Er.... not quite. It's some sort of... clue....

To be Continued...