Tuesday, 5 July 2011

Hunter Aliens

Information you need to know about dealing with Hunter Aliens....

Don't follow up a distress signal if the caller does not answer.

The likelihood is he's probably out to lunch...

Never go to the toilet unaccompanied.
 And if you do, don't dream of resting your rifle against a tree.
Even if it's only for a few seconds- always keep it at hand.

 Never be the funny or cool guy who makes all the wise cracks because...
 he's usually the second to be iced. The reason being is if he were the last to disappear then the movie would be classified as a comedy not a horror action.
 Likewise, if you have any valuable skills or abilities.....

 keep it to yourself because being knowledgeable
gets you no where.... Have you not learnt yet

  that the hero has to resolve things alone.

 Remember once all the movie extras are gone, like miner's canaries, that's not the time to sit back.

If you notice a shadow that moves and you're standing still...
 then that's not your shadow.
And finally, should you inevitably bump into a hunter alien,
have a catch phrase handy that you remembered from an opened Christmas cracker.

In the jungle you can scream, as it is not space and everyone can hear you. However, you will probably be mistaken for a howler monkey...

Hope that was useful.

Monday, 4 July 2011

Grey Aliens

After having appeared in Roswell New Mexico, these galactic trespassers like to drop in from time to time.

Their aim is to collect data from healthy specimens but....
they always have the misfortune of contacting humans with a future book deal in mind or

 who are simply trailer trash....
Not that they mean any harm. It's just that they have yet

 to find someone of acclaim to present their side of the argument on talk shows.

 Poor fellows.

Once in a while, they do get portrayed in a good light by Hollywood.

 However, not that very often....

 Ultimately, they just like to hang out with the truth...
somewhere out there...

Sunday, 3 July 2011

Favourite James Bond Villains Part 3

 Rosa Klebb:Trained in Russia but having defected to SPECTRE Rosa Klebb
 is number 3 in the organisation.

She is adept at interrogating captives
 and trailing Bond to his hotel in Paris.