Sven was not at all anxious whilst on mission in Hveragerdi....
In fact, the only major threat that was alcohol poisoning....
Double 0 Sven:One more Swedish berry juice- iced not heated....
Bar Maid:You've already used up all the ice, sir.
Double 0 Sven:Then I'll just take the bill.
Sven could make out an old acquaintance in the bar mirror.
Double 0 Sven:Doesn't the SMORGES Board give you time off for Christmas?
Mr Forradar:You didn't heed our warning when we mailed you those bullets?
Double 0 Sven: Oh, I just thought that was my secret Santa.
By the way, you weren't that discrete when you tailed me here...
Mr Forradar:I shouldn't have applied after shave this morning....
Anyway, the good news is I'm not here to get rid of you. I've come with a proposition....
Let's discuss it in detail over a game of snooker. You can be red.
Have you ever heard of the....
Norwegian Chalice?
To be Continued...
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