Monday, 13 June 2011

1.8 Seconds:Part 1/4


 A switch was prodded and all television screens grimmaced awake.
Next the cassette halted hesitantly at the end of rewind and played.... The viewer was about to study the content. He placed his finger tentatively over the start button of his stopwatch.
 Bartender:How would you like your beverage?
The subject of the viewer's attention cassually declared...
Double 0 Sven:Iced...not heated....
Bartender:Just a moment please....

 Double 0 Sven could be seen cautiously about facing to an unwelcomed customer.
 Double 0 Sven:You don't come here for the Finnish mojitos, do you?
 The bartender returned quite speechless....
 Double 0 Sven:He must have slipped on the olive I dropped from my cocktail! Don't worry the tranquiliser dart will give him the same hangover as if he had actually bought a drink.
 Viewer:1.8 seconds....
In the following clip Sven could be identified strolling down a corridor....

Each step pittering after the patter of the previous.
 That is until the slight cocking of a machine gun joined the chorus.

 Sven made his move!
Double 0 Sven:What a waste of an entrance ticket....
 Viewer:1.8 seconds....That is quite impressive....

A telephone unexpectedly rang.....
The viewer, expressing his lack of peturbment, exited  the surveillance chamber and leisurely stepped into the billiard room to answer the call.

The viewer:He accepted my challenge? That's wonderful. I very much look forward to meeting him in person....
You too! Enjoy the rest of your day! Goodbye.
He placed the receiver back on the phone and walked up to the billiard table. He hit the stopwatch.
 BANG! The viewer potted the red straight into the pocket with a bullet. 1.6 seconds

 BANG! A blue ball beelined its way into the left pocket, rolling eratically due to the bullet protruding out of it.
1.4 seconds

 The viewer playfully took a parting shot. This time striking the white.
BANG!
1.8 seconds.

The viewer:I wasn't concentrating on that one.....
MWAHAHAHA!!!!

To be Continued....


4 comments:

  1. Good one, I liked reading it very much!

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  2. Pleasure my friend! Will be more!

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  3. Good maniacal laughter my friend.

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  4. :) He's my favourite model!

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