Monday, 13 June 2011

1.8 Seconds:Part 1/4



 A button was prodded and all television screens grimaced wide awake.

Next the cassette halted hesitantly upon being rewound and waited in anticipation to be played.... The viewer was about to study the content. He placed his finger tentatively over the start button of his stopwatch.
 Bartender:How would you like your beverage?
The person in the video casually declared...
Double 0 Sven:Iced...not heated....
Bartender:Just a moment please....

 Double 0 Sven cautiously about faced so that he was eyeball to eyeball with an unwelcome customer.
 Double 0 Sven:You don't come here for the Finnish mojitos, do you?
 The bartender returned quite speechless....
 Double 0 Sven:He must have slipped on the olive I dropped from my cocktail!
Don't worry the tranquiliser dart I shot him with, will give him the same hangover as if he had actually bought a drink. So to a certain extent, I may have saved him some money...
 Viewer:1.8 seconds....
In the subsequent clip  Sven could be identified strolling down a corridor....

Each footstep  after the previous melodic footstep.
 That is, until the cocking of a machine gun interrupted the chorus of the plodding.

 Sven made his move and fired! BANG!
Double 0 Sven:What a waste of an entrance ticket....I guess I didn't save this one any money...
 Viewer:1.8 seconds....That is quite impressive....

A telephone unexpectedly rang.....
The viewer, displaying his lack of emotion, exited  the surveillance chamber and leisurely stepped into the billiard room to answer the call.

The viewer:He accepted my challenge? That's wonderful. I very much look forward to meeting him in person....
You too... Enjoy the rest of your day! Goodbye.
He placed the receiver back on the phone and walked up to the billiard table. He  activated his stopwatch.

 BANG! The viewer potted the red ball straight into the pocket with a bullet. 1.6 seconds

 BANG! A blue ball rolled its way into the left pocket, travelling erratically due to the bullet now protruding from it.
1.4 seconds


 The viewer playfully took a parting shot. This time striking the white.ball
BANG!
1.8 seconds.

The viewer:I wasn't concentrating on that one.....
MWAHAHAHA!!!!

To be Continued....





4 comments:

  1. Good one, I liked reading it very much!

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  2. Pleasure my friend! Will be more!

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  3. Good maniacal laughter my friend.

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