Sven was not at all anxious whilst on mission in Hveragerdi....
In fact, the only major threat that was alcohol poisoning....
Double 0 Sven:One more Swedish berry juice- iced not heated....
Bar Maid:You've already used up all the ice, sir.
Double 0 Sven:Then I'll just take the bill.
Sven could make out an old acquaintance in the bar mirror.
Double 0 Sven:Doesn't the SMORGES Board give you time off for Christmas?
Mr Forradar:You didn't heed our warning when we mailed you those bullets?
Double 0 Sven: Oh, I just thought that was my secret Santa.
By the way, you weren't that discrete when you tailed me here...
Mr Forradar:I shouldn't have applied after shave this morning....
Anyway, the good news is I'm not here to get rid of you. I've come with a proposition....
Let's discuss it in detail over a game of snooker. You can be red.
Have you ever heard of the....
Norwegian Chalice?
To be Continued...
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If I ever have the opportunity to enjoy Swedish berry juice, I will be sure to order it iced not heated. :)
ReplyDeleteLol! Do you guys have IKEA in America? They have a wonderful canteen for the shoppers where you can eat the best Swedish meatballs in the world.
ReplyDeleteYes, IKEA stores are quite popular and people will travel far to shop at one... well, my wife is willing to at least. I did not know they sold Swedish meatballs, that is hilarious!
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